Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Randomize
