BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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