I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You don't make any sense
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i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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