ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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