She is in my trunk
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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