wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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