You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
