Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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