Do you still have your period?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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