I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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