ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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