do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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