Whats the count minus fat chicks?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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