I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
is that a dick in a sweater?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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