you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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