their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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