Nicole vs. Life
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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