yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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