She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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