she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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