I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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