the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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