then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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