Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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