walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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