my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
then he tried to convert me to islam
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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