Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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