If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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