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(352): View more from Florida

redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!

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(416): View more from Ontario

dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening

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(605): View more from South Dakota

So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?

(720): View more from Colorado

This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...

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(850): View more from Florida

If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.

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(712): View more from Iowa

I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"

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(806): View more from Texas

I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.

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(248): View more from Michigan

At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?

(248): View more from Michigan

I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.

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