No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
