Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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