dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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