I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
You did what with his pubic hair?
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