I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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