tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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