He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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