You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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