"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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