She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sober January is a disaster.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Randomize
