This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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