Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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