love makes seman taste better
I wish you could order shots online.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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