On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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