pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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