I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
