Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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