your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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