Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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