Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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