Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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