I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
