The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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