good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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