You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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