We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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