And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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