I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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